Like they say, it’s like walking into a party on any given night. It’s like walking into a party.
This is just regular everyday stuff. This is what we do.
Like they say, it’s like walking into a party on any given night. It’s like walking into a party.
This is just regular everyday stuff. This is what we do.
“Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.”
Strictly Game Harlem Shakes
Make a lot of money, take a lot of shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year
“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you”? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.”
(Source: causeimhellonheels)
Days - The Drums
A perfect rainy day song.
Wasn’t going to do it… but I must. Happy NYE.
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)
I was looking through old newspapers to find some of my clips on specific topics. The papers spanned part of the Brett Favre retirement saga.
It’s nearly a calendar year since the Packers last lost a game, and it’s nearly four years since Favre played his last regular season game with Green Bay.
To remember how much things change in relatively little time, check out some of these headlines from that time. I know; it’s a little distasteful to even think about that guy anymore. But what fan would have predicted that? Any situation, or any person, can completely surprise you, from beginning to end, week to week, day to day…
Even as a friend to several very funny women, I can’t dispute the late Christopher Hitchens, from January 2007:
Be your gender what it may, you will certainly have heard the following from a female friend who is enumerating the charms of a new (male) squeeze: “He’s really quite cute, and he’s kind to my friends, and he knows all kinds of stuff, and he’s so funny … ” (If you yourself are a guy, and you know the man in question, you will often have said to yourself, “Funny? He wouldn’t know a joke if it came served on a bed of lettuce with sauce béarnaise.”) However, there is something that you absolutely never hear from a male friend who is hymning his latest (female) love interest: “She’s a real honey, has a life of her own … [interlude for attributes that are none of your business] … and, man, does she ever make ‘em laugh.”
Now, why is this? Why is it the case?, I mean. Why are women, who have the whole male world at their mercy, not funny? Please do not pretend not to know what I am talking about.
All right—try it the other way (as the bishop said to the barmaid). Why are men, taken on average and as a whole, funnier than women? Well, for one thing, they had damn well better be. The chief task in life that a man has to perform is that of impressing the opposite sex, and Mother Nature (as we laughingly call her) is not so kind to men. In fact, she equips many fellows with very little armament for the struggle. An average man has just one, outside chance: he had better be able to make the lady laugh. Making them laugh has been one of the crucial preoccupations of my life. If you can stimulate her to laughter—I am talking about that real, out-loud, head-back, mouth-open-to-expose-the-full-horseshoe-of-lovely-teeth, involuntary, full, and deep-throated mirth; the kind that is accompanied by a shocked surprise and a slight (no, make that a loud) peal of delight—well, then, you have at least caused her to loosen up and to change her expression. I shall not elaborate further.
Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambiance
Requested by gorathpwn.
the hypnotic, the hypnotic