Like they say, it’s like walking into a party on any given night. It’s like walking into a party.

This is just regular everyday stuff. This is what we do.

youbroketheinternet:

joegannon:

wellplaid:

Is this the future of Jeep’s Grand Wagoneer?

Let’s hope so.

Agreed, but in Navy/wood panel

youbroketheinternet:

joegannon:

wellplaid:

Is this the future of Jeep’s Grand Wagoneer?

Let’s hope so.

Agreed, but in Navy/wood panel

So long, Prince

  • mightyboosh: Prince is going to Detroit.
  • dramamamma: I thought he was out of the music biz and went all jehovah?
  • mightyboosh: ...
  • dramamamma: Omg you were talking about Fielder! I thought you were talking about the musician!
“Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.”
A Farewell To Arms, Ernest Hemingway (via itsherfactory)
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estephanieee:

Strictly Game Harlem Shakes

Make a lot of money, take a lot of shit
Feel real bad, then get over it
This will be a better year 

“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you”? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via joykillaya)

(Source: causeimhellonheels)

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morgangster:

Days - The Drums

A perfect rainy day song.

micasaessucasa:

(via winter colors | the style files)
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Wasn’t going to do it… but I must. Happy NYE.

Wasn’t going to do it… but I must. Happy NYE.

(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)

Sea change, in football headlines

I was looking through old newspapers to find some of my clips on specific topics. The papers spanned part of the Brett Favre retirement saga.

It’s nearly a calendar year since the Packers last lost a game, and it’s nearly four years since Favre played his last regular season game with Green Bay.

To remember how much things change in relatively little time, check out some of these headlines from that time. I know; it’s a little distasteful to even think about that guy anymore. But what fan would have predicted that? Any situation, or any person, can completely surprise you, from beginning to end, week to week, day to day…

  • Yesss! Favre decides to return for another year
  • Favre and away
  • Un-Bearable: Weather 35, Packers 7
  • Favre hits Jennings for record TD
  • He’s the tops; uplifting moment
  • 4 throws for 422 = 4-0
  • Doomsday in Dallas; Favre optimistic about keeping streak alive
  • Monday Night Favre-ball
  • 2nd half leaves Packers faithful filled with hope
  • Favre unwillingly passes torch to Rodgers
  • Say it isn’t so: Favre retires
  • We all knew this day would come, but we don’t need to like it…
  • ‘Surprised, but not shocked’
  • Retire 4-ever
  • Black Tuesday: How could Brett do it?
  • Quarterback is leaving at the top
  • Local Favre fanatics cope with a final, unexpected loss
  • Favre’s dangerous style defined his career
  • Thanks 4 the memories
  • Brett Favre retires: a hero, a legend, but most of all… a Packer
  • Brett Favre: a legend retires
  • Local reaction mixed on Packers’ future
  • Fans share fond Favre memories
  • ‘It’s the end of an era’
  • Marketing, sales efforts immediately regroup after Favre shocker
  • Favre dismisses comeback talk
  • Favre meets with team president; not reinstated yet
  • Still no resolution on Favre issue
  • [Sen. John] McCain declines getting involved in quarterback mess
  • Favre considers taking money to stay retired
  • Welcome back? Favre to rejoin Packers — but in what role?
  • The Favre saga: legendary quarterback reports to Green Bay; will be reinstated today
  • THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN
  • The end of an era, again
  • McCarthy says Favre’s time in Green Bay is likely over
  • Favre lays low in Green Bay
  • Packers QB reinstated; press conference called off; Vikings cleared of tampering charges
  • He’s leaving on a JETS plane
  • Brett the Jet is still uncertain
  • Favre situation growing awkward
  • Should Favre stay or should Favre go?
  • J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets! Wisconsin’s long nightmare is over; future Hall-of-Fame quarterback Brett Favre has been traded to the New York Jets

Why Women Aren’t Funny

Even as a friend to several very funny women, I can’t dispute the late Christopher Hitchens, from January 2007:

Be your gender what it may, you will certainly have heard the following from a female friend who is enumerating the charms of a new (male) squeeze: “He’s really quite cute, and he’s kind to my friends, and he knows all kinds of stuff, and he’s so funny … ” (If you yourself are a guy, and you know the man in question, you will often have said to yourself, “Funny? He wouldn’t know a joke if it came served on a bed of lettuce with sauce béarnaise.”) However, there is something that you absolutely never hear from a male friend who is hymning his latest (female) love interest: “She’s a real honey, has a life of her own … [interlude for attributes that are none of your business] … and, man, does she ever make ‘em laugh.”

Now, why is this? Why is it the case?, I mean. Why are women, who have the whole male world at their mercy, not funny? Please do not pretend not to know what I am talking about.

All right—try it the other way (as the bishop said to the barmaid). Why are men, taken on average and as a whole, funnier than women? Well, for one thing, they had damn well better be. The chief task in life that a man has to perform is that of impressing the opposite sex, and Mother Nature (as we laughingly call her) is not so kind to men. In fact, she equips many fellows with very little armament for the struggle. An average man has just one, outside chance: he had better be able to make the lady laugh. Making them laugh has been one of the crucial preoccupations of my life. If you can stimulate her to laughter—I am talking about that real, out-loud, head-back, mouth-open-to-expose-the-full-horseshoe-of-lovely-teeth, involuntary, full, and deep-throated mirth; the kind that is accompanied by a shocked surprise and a slight (no, make that a loud) peal of delight—well, then, you have at least caused her to loosen up and to change her expression. I shall not elaborate further.

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nintendocompositions:

Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambiance

Requested by gorathpwn.

the hypnotic, the hypnotic

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nintendocompositions:

Donkey Kong Country - Simian Segue

Awwwww, YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

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lissome-light:

Troy & Abed - Jehovah’s Xmas (feat. Childish Gambino)

(Source: baughsohar)